New Age Chicken Rice War

Having lunch across the road, became the battleground for two clans. armed with their laser weaponry, they suit up for battle.

the sugarcane bo staff squeezing every last drop from the japanese side. the katsu don oil splattering everywhere. the sushi chef pulls out her light saber, but fails to bring out the straight beam. she fumbles desperately mashing her buttons, but only getting a soft white light.

the guffaws of menacing laughter, taunt the Unagi team to bring out thier head chef. Bzzt! pulls out a brilliant beam of red from the same saber the old apprentice still fumbles with. "the stupid new technology!" the old apprentice does not approve of such witchcraft, but the sugarcane seller is not as convinced. His army pulls out thier spare lights from every pocket and every keychain, and all beams on the old apprentice.

this is the end. old apprentice still does not know how to use a laser pointer... >.<